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Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:
YOLO: You Only Live Once
YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once
YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once
YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way
YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”
YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”
YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)
YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)
YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)
YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers
Wow got super inspired, so here’s a quick on the draw Tavrisprite fansong. more metaphorical than my fansongs usually are…
Download at Soundcloud source.
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LYRICS
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I’m gonna have a nightmare tonight
I’m gonna be my nightmare tonightYou’re pretty picky, you’re a clique of one
I’m right though, surely I’m not the only gun you’ve got loaded?
How do you keep from gloating?
You’re pretty tricky, did you pick that shade
just to distract from the flash of the shining blade you’ve got hidden?
Deep wounds overwrittenI had so many new friends to see
so many possibilities
now I couldn’t possibly feel worse
I had so many fires left to nurseIn my nightmare tonight I’ll see giant leviathans
breaking the water in half with their shining skin
riding them laughing you’ll be in my nightmare tonightIn my nightmare tonight I’ll see beasts all stampeding
your signia burned onto haunches still healing
and leading the pack on their backs in my nightmare tonight
You’ll be in my nightmare tonight, tonight…You’re pretty ugly when you get down to it,
combined, I’ve half a mind to just say screw it and break completely,
or surrender so sweetly
I thought I’d have a chance to be my own,
free from the tyranny of your tarnished throne.
Now I see that kingdom belongs to me, oh no…I had so many irons in the fire
so many brands and swords
To their backsides I had even more
So many plans on what they’re forIn my nightmare tonight, there’s volcanoes erupting
A red hot web veining the land, it’s disgusting
cracked mountains of madness, your hand in my nightmare tonightIn my nightmare tonight I’ll see me all consumed,
and attempting to sing disharmonious tunes with you.
Asynchronicity, I am in misery. I am in misery!
What has been done to me?
In my nightmare tonight (X4)In my nightmare tonight I’ll see giant leviathans
breaking the water in half with their shining skin
riding them laughing you’ll be in my nightmare tonight
you’ll be in my nightmare tonightGive this woman a spot in hollywood
dirklaughingalonewithorangesoda:
- the person i like and why i like them.
- a famous person i’ve been compared to.
- 5 things that irritate me about the same sex/opposite sex.
- the best thing that has happened to me this week.
- weird things i do when i’m alone.
- how i’d spend ten thousand bucks.
- things i like and things i don’t like about the way i look.
- my last night out in detail.
- something that makes me sad when i think about it.
- something i’ve lied about.
- would i rather be stranded on a desert island with someone i love for ten years or someone i hate for a month? explain why.
- something i’m currently worrying about.
- one person from tumblr i’d throw off a cliff, one i’d marry and one i’d fuck.
- something i do without realising.
- lyrics that apply to my current situation/mood.
- a drunken story.
- something i regret.
- post a picture of myself.
- my longest relationship and who it was with.
- press ctrl v and post.
- post a bit of my last IM convo.
- 5 things i want to change.
- my view on being tumblr famous.
- someone i’d like to be for a day and why.
- 5 things within touching distance.
- story of my first kiss.
(Source: purem0rning)
What if Logos Told the Truth?
A series by Viktor Hertz.
The tumblr one
so true
HOME.
(Source: quantumaniac)
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